Look at my blog if convenient.
If inconvenient, look anyway.
It could be dangerous.

The answer is 4 years. What is the question?

(Source: thepurplekoala, via dontplayfandumbwithme)

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"Crime’s the disease… meet the cure! Okay, not the cure: more like a topical ointment that reduces swelling and itch." (x)

(Source: starlcrds, via ravenclaw-in221c)

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2 days ago

princeburrito:

showered-flowers:

have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i love you. i love every goddamn ounce. i love your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you. 

my bestest friends in the whole wide world ever. 

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2 days ago

shuckl:

tropidurus:

zubat:

"The difference two years can make."

the dog is bigger

it ate the toy to grow more powerful and messed up the chair

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2 days ago

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via ravenclaw-in221c)

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baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

(Source: simpsonz, via makemeabrewplease)

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aphfandoms:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

rochellekeys wE ARE NOT GOING TO THE AMERICA EVER

aphfandoms:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

rochellekeys wE ARE NOT GOING TO THE AMERICA EVER

(via ravenclaw-in221c)

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